How to know if you ever lived in St. Louis?

My best friend forwarded me this "What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about St. Louis". Not only did I find it funny but it made me super home sick...for a split second, until my mum told me it had been in the 40's last night...then I remembered why I love FL so much. But for everyone that has ever lived in St. Louis...you will enjoy this!




If someone mentions "The Landing" and it has nothing to do with the space shuttle,
                                      you might live in St. Louis .

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If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
                you  might live  in St. Louis .

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If you've seen a tornado touchdown and ONLY thought "Darn it, I  just waxed the car",
                                  you might live in St. Louis .

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If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
                                you might live in St. Louis .

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If you measure distance in hours instead of miles,
              you might live in  St. Louis .

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If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
                          you might live in St. Louis.

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If you drive 75 miles through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard for some White Castles,
                             you might live in St. Louis.

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If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
                                  you might live in St. Louis .

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If you take I-Farty-Far to Six Flags,
            You might live in St. Louis .

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If someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes instead of pavement,
                        you might live in St. Louis

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If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
                           you might live in St. Louis .

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If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -  you're going 80 and  everybody is passing you,
                             you might live in St. Louis .

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If you've ever skipped school, work, or even a court-date because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards game,
                              you might live in St. Louis .

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If you can say the words "Cahokia Mounds" and not think of a candy bar,
                             you might live in St. Louis .

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If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
                          you might live in St. Louis .

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If you actually understand these jokes and shared them with your friends,
                            you live or have lived in  St. Louis