So we usually have deodorant at work in our bathrooms....and hair spray, lotion, mouth wash & tampons. It's a bit clammy in here today since the AC has been on the fritz. I'm not sweating & I'm in a dress, so I'm not super hot, but I went to use the restroom & while washing my hands I figured, um, I should just spray some on...just to be safe.
So I unzip the front of my dress thinking. I shoulda gone into the handicap stall...knowing my luck someone will walk in. To late now to go for the bathroom stall, I spray under my left arm. Something doesn't smell quite right...I look down.
Apparently I had proceeded to spray hairspray on my armpit.
I look around. The deodorant isn't there...we musta run out.
Seriously! Now my left armpit is super sticky.
Water you say:
I thought about it...but didn't want to leave the front of my dress unzipped any longer. Or wipe off the deodorant that's already...now...plastered to my armpit.
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